I did not eat just left-over chips and queso from Ruby Tuesday's for lunch today.
Honestly, I did not hide my three children in my bedroom for an hour with Spongebob and candy so I could make an un-interrupted call to our adoption agency.
I did not take the free stamp that People magazine sent me to order a subscription and use it on my mortgage payment envelope.
It is almost 1pm and I am not still in my pajamas. But I did get the house cleaned and the laundry put away wearing them.