I did not ever wear those pants.
I did not convince the nice couple walking their
horses dogs to carry away a box of books and two fake plants.
And last, I did not
offer to buy bribe my oldest one of his favorite WWII Forces of Valor kits on Wartoyz.com if he could just stick it out a little while longer with the sign.
On a side note, I went to put the sign in the trash this morning and had to laugh at what he wrote......